{"id":440,"date":"2005-04-26T12:12:13","date_gmt":"2005-04-26T17:12:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/04\/26\/achewood-is-jazz\/"},"modified":"2005-04-26T12:12:13","modified_gmt":"2005-04-26T17:12:13","slug":"achewood-is-jazz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/04\/26\/achewood-is-jazz\/","title":{"rendered":"Achewood is jazz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.achewood.com\/index.php?date=12282001\" title=\"&quot;I wasn't born with armpit hair!&quot;\">According to Lie Bot<\/a>, Teodor dies this coming Thursday.  Not that you can ever trust Lie Bot, you know, <i>it&#8217;s in his name,<\/i> but I&#8217;ll be disappointed if Mr. Onstad just completely passes it by.  Continuity demands a sacrifice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to Lie Bot, Teodor dies this coming Thursday. Not that you can ever trust Lie Bot, you know, it&#8217;s in his name, but I&#8217;ll be disappointed if Mr. Onstad just completely passes it by. Continuity demands a sacrifice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-obsessions","category-plugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}