{"id":415,"date":"2005-05-11T23:34:06","date_gmt":"2005-05-12T04:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/05\/11\/415\/"},"modified":"2012-11-15T13:21:58","modified_gmt":"2012-11-15T21:21:58","slug":"415","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/05\/11\/415\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In other Anacrusis-tangent news, I&#8217;m happy to report that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~several_bees\/\" title=\"&quot;Maybe the first reviewers were accidentally drinking stewed curtains from the photo shoot instead.&quot;\">Holly<\/a> threw my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/view\/nfd\/2005\/05\/11\/1\" title=\"&quot;I no longer think it's possible,&quot; he said hopefully.\">gauntlet<\/a> right back in my face and did, in fact, prove me wrong.  I reprint her story-poem here, with her permission, to keep it from getting lost to the winds of LJ-feed comment rot:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Burger King is fat with youth,<br \/>\nWith adolescent pageantry,<br \/>\nWith shining eyes revealing truth.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s fifty-two; unagingly<br \/>\nHe lounges over golden thrones<br \/>\nWith adolescent pageantry.<\/p>\n<p>Unwrinkled cheeks, uncreaking bones;<br \/>\nBut nothing sinster to dread.<br \/>\nHe lounges over golden thrones.<\/p>\n<p>No bloody baths, no gingerbread.<br \/>\nHe chargrills souls to golden brown<br \/>\nBut nothing sinister to dread.<\/p>\n<p>Adorned with shining paper crown<br \/>\nHis sceptre&#8217;s high; his forehead clear;<br \/>\nHe chargrills souls to golden brown<\/p>\n<p>And swallows them with ginger beer.<br \/>\nThe Burger King is fat with youth,<br \/>\nHis sceptre&#8217;s high, his forehead clear<br \/>\nWith shining eyes revealing truth.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In other Anacrusis-tangent news, I&#8217;m happy to report that Holly threw my gauntlet right back in my face and did, in fact, prove me wrong. I reprint her story-poem here, with her permission, to keep it from getting lost to the winds of LJ-feed comment rot: The Burger King is fat with youth, With adolescent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,73,22,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-constrained-writing","category-digital-neighbors","category-plugs","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2708,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions\/2708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}