{"id":410,"date":"2005-05-19T06:42:04","date_gmt":"2005-05-19T11:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/05\/19\/listen-going-to-see-it-early-is-like-quicker-and-easier-have-you-not-figured-this-out-yet\/"},"modified":"2005-05-19T06:42:04","modified_gmt":"2005-05-19T11:42:04","slug":"listen-going-to-see-it-early-is-like-quicker-and-easier-have-you-not-figured-this-out-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/05\/19\/listen-going-to-see-it-early-is-like-quicker-and-easier-have-you-not-figured-this-out-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"Listen:  going to see it early is like quicker and easier HAVE YOU NOT FIGURED THIS OUT YET"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Come, Internet, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the trilogy.<\/p>\n<p>You want this, don&#8217;t you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your keyboard. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it! Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.<\/p>\n<p>It is unavoidable. It is your destiny.<\/p>\n<p>Oh no, my young Internet!  You will find it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.<\/p>\n<p>The new movie&#8230;  will suck.<\/p>\n<p>Good, I can feel your anger.  I am unarmed.  Take your weapon.  <i>Strike me down<\/i> with all of your hatred and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come, Internet, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the trilogy. You want this, don&#8217;t you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your keyboard. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it! Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,19,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-landmarks","category-mild-lunacy","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}