{"id":371,"date":"2005-06-22T18:44:33","date_gmt":"2005-06-22T23:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/06\/22\/two-months-in-a-row-on-the-back-of-national-geographic-for-petesakes\/"},"modified":"2005-06-22T18:44:33","modified_gmt":"2005-06-22T23:44:33","slug":"two-months-in-a-row-on-the-back-of-national-geographic-for-petesakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/06\/22\/two-months-in-a-row-on-the-back-of-national-geographic-for-petesakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Two months in a row, on the back of National Geographic for petesakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/intelligent_life_far.jpg\" alt=\"No intelligent life out here.  Just you.\" title=\"No intelligent life out here.  Just you.\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s zoom in on that, shall we?<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/intelligent_life_close.jpg\" alt=\"NO INTELLIGENT LIFE OUT HERE.  JUST YOU.\" title=\"NO INTELLIGENT LIFE OUT HERE.  JUST YOU.\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Please tell me they did that on purpose.  <i>I need you to tell me<\/i> that they did that on purpose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s zoom in on that, shall we? Please tell me they did that on purpose. I need you to tell me that they did that on purpose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines-and-ads"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}