{"id":335,"date":"2005-07-25T13:13:14","date_gmt":"2005-07-25T18:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/07\/25\/its-plug-starshift-crisis-day\/"},"modified":"2021-04-15T16:36:30","modified_gmt":"2021-04-16T00:36:30","slug":"its-plug-starshift-crisis-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/07\/25\/its-plug-starshift-crisis-day\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Plug Starshift Crisis Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now I feel like I have to follow that title with a Girlsareprettyesque story about how your family life is weird and conclusions are disappointing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.starshiftcrisis.com\/\" title=\"I really want Vaporware to be in it permanently.  Vaporware improves everything.\">Read Starshift Crisis!<\/a>  Seriously, why aren&#8217;t you reading it?  You have the choice to read Kristofer Straub&#8217;s punchlines on a daily basis and you&#8217;re <i>not!<\/i>  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now I feel like I have to follow that title with a Girlsareprettyesque story about how your family life is weird and conclusions are disappointing. Read Starshift Crisis! Seriously, why aren&#8217;t you reading it? You have the choice to read Kristofer Straub&#8217;s punchlines on a daily basis and you&#8217;re not! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83,19,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kristofer-straub","category-mild-lunacy","category-plugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3801,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions\/3801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}