{"id":321,"date":"2005-08-10T15:36:48","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T20:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/08\/10\/why-didnt-anyone-tell-me-about-brandon-bird\/"},"modified":"2005-08-10T15:36:48","modified_gmt":"2005-08-10T20:36:48","slug":"why-didnt-anyone-tell-me-about-brandon-bird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/08\/10\/why-didnt-anyone-tell-me-about-brandon-bird\/","title":{"rendered":"Why didn&#8217;t anyone tell me about Brandon Bird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonbird.com\/seinfeld.html\" title=\"I would have liked this sitcom much better.\">What the!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonbird.com\/lno_color.html\" title=\"Law &#038; Order:  Oh My God A Body\">The!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonbird.com\/hairs.html\" title=\"Disturbing whether or not it's spelled right, really.\">I!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonbird.com\/anguish.html\" title=\"The rare North American River Squid.\">Oh<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonbird.com\/supper.html\" title=\"I don't understand.\">my<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonbird.com\/abekido.html\" title=\"I NEED THIS\">God<\/a> why didn&#8217;t anyone <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonbird.com\/kingofcage.html\" title=\"Abraham Lincoln was probably not that muscular, due to a genetic disorder.\">tell<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonbird.com\/elysium.html\" title=\"Kind of makes me wish he was dead, so I could believe this was real.\">me<\/a> about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonbird.com\/highsea.html\" title=\"Via Clickolinko.\">Brandon<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonbird.com\/fluttermaul.html\" title=\"Now make his legs fall off.\">Bird<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the! The! I! Oh my God why didn&#8217;t anyone tell me about Brandon Bird!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}