{"id":3140,"date":"2020-01-05T07:03:40","date_gmt":"2020-01-05T15:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/?p=3140"},"modified":"2020-01-13T13:46:51","modified_gmt":"2020-01-13T21:46:51","slug":"november-novies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2020\/01\/05\/november-novies\/","title":{"rendered":"November Novies"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><i>Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story<\/i> (2007): This was fine! I laughed most at the running drug gag. Casting Tim Meadows is always going to endear your movie to me, as recently evidenced by <i>Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping<\/i> (2016), that other music biopic spoof that had way more attention paid to its songs than its composition or editing. I think maybe there\u2019s a sense that when people make a movie along these lines, they feel they have something to prove with the soundtrack but not about the form of the film itself? Or maybe they just realize that people are more likely to get up and walk out during a mediocre song than they are during an indifferent sequence of identically lit shots.<\/li>\n<li><i>Parasite<\/i> (2019): Hbbgngbghghnnhhhhh. Beautiful and intense. I was less scared to watch this (emotionally) than I was of the two Jordan Peele movies I saw this year, and I think I was wrong.<\/li>\n<li><i>Charlie\u2019s Angels<\/i> (2019): The thing about the Fast and Furious movies, which are accreting their own genre as such things do, is that their original unsteady weaving across tone and essence for four films wasn\u2019t a bug, it was a feature. You can\u2019t <a href=\"http:\/\/adamcadre.ac\/calendar\/patterns.php#12\" title=\"I apply the principle a little more broadly than Cadre does.\">redeem the ludicrous<\/a> if you don\u2019t have something to redeem. I can\u2019t blame Elizabeth Banks for wanting to make a Fast and Furious movie, because making a Fast and Furious movie looks fun as hell! And making women the stars rather than the costars is an improvement the FF series would be well served to try out. But even though Kristen Stewart tries her best, this movie doesn\u2019t sell its own stakes, doesn\u2019t engage with its own queer potential, and doesn\u2019t make any sense. It\u2019s hard to win me over without doing at least one.<\/li>\n<li><i>Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon<\/i> (2000): Rewatch, for about the forty-first time, because Kat had never seen it. I\u2019d never quite realized what she pointed out afterward: the Young Woman Adventurer genre of late-twentieth-century YA lit, with its cool swords and self-actualization, is what primed me to fall so hard for this movie in the first place. It falls right into place with Tamora Pierce, Robin McKinley, and Cynthia Voigt.<\/li>\n<li><i>That Thing You Do!<\/i> (1996): When I confessed that I was watching this for the first time, the entire population of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.peach.cool\/\" title=\"Believe me, we are still alive.\">Peach<\/a> yelled my name followed by several exclamation marks, in unison. I liked it very much, but I can\u2019t possibly offer a better review than my friend Elisabeth did <a href=\"https:\/\/brightwalldarkroom.tumblr.com\/post\/1660978258\/that-thing-you-do-1995\" title=\"I, too, wish to live vicariously through a double with a stronger chin.\">nine years ago<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><i>17 Again<\/i> (2009): The first of two movies I watched in the span of two weeks in which Zac Efron, at a solid three inches shorter than me, plays a high school basketball star. Considering that there is a concrete number in the title of this film, it really can\u2019t seem to handle the arithmetic of its own plot.  Even <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/17_Again_\" title=\"I can't edit it to fix the issue because then this post will become inaccurate. Truly a Catch-17.\">the film\u2019s own Wikipedia entry <\/a> can\u2019t consistently decide if Matthew Perry is supposed to be 35 or 37!<\/li>\n<li>\n<p><i>Knives Out<\/i> (2019): Well obviously this was going to be my movie of the year. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/category\/movies\/brick\/\" title=\"I wish someone had just told me about street teams back then.\">I\u2019ve been on the RJ train for a few stops now.<\/a> The thread I\u2019m starting to see through most of Johnson\u2019s movies is a desire to challenge his audience within the bounds of genre, because he likes surprises and he <em>likes genre.<\/em> Given the opportunity, he\u2019ll subvert your expectations about plot rather than transgressing or calling out the bounds of the category; he challenges himself to offer perspective on the rules of the story without breaking them. &#8220;No deconstruction&#8221; is maybe his core constraint. <i>Knives Out<\/i>, even though it switches genres each time there\u2019s an act break, is still very much an Agatha Christie-style mystery made by someone who loves Agatha Christie and wants to do right by her memory.<\/p>\n<p>The other thing Johnson has to do every time is include one thing just to fuck with me. Here I am in an <a href=\"\/nfd\/2019\/04\/01\/brendan-has-an-opinion-about-captain-marvel-2019\/\" title=\"NOW I AM THE ONE WHO IS IN THE TIME LOOP\">April<\/a> flashback, grumbling tipsily into my telephone\u2026<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/NV_g87VmIPE\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\u2026 about exactly the accent Daniel Craig sports for the entirety of this film. The thing is, I know Daniel Craig can do a believable American regional accent, because his West Virginia twang in <i>Logan Lucky<\/i> (2017) was solid! That makes the grievous offense of Benoit Blanc even more baffling.<\/p>\n<p>I have only one operating theory about what led to this dialectic horror, and it\u2019s not a strong one, but I like it anyway. If Blanc has a manner of speaking that\u2026 mostly\u2026 equates to a Louisiana drawl, and has a French name, it hints that his ancestors were Acadian: descendants of European colonists and indigenous people who were deported from their homes in a cruel forced migration, but into the United States, rather than out. I don\u2019t think it\u2019s a spoiler to say that this would draw a subtle line between Craig\u2019s Blanc and Ana de Armas\u2019s Marta Cabrera.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p><i>No Retreat, No Surrender<\/i> (1986): An awful movie and the centerpiece of one of my favorite nights this year. I\u2019ve had a fondness for Mystery Science Theater 3000 since I first became aware of it, back in the Comedy Channel days, but I was never a dedicated fan until late 2018. That\u2019s when I started relying on marijuana and puppet wisecracks to deal with the loneliness and insomnia that came with the fourth year of my long-distance relationship.<\/p>\n<p>There is a younger version of Brendan&mdash;one to whom this very blog regrettably attests&mdash;who would have some choice words for a self who turned to substances for emotional problems. Present Brendan has more than a few choice words for that guy in return. But there\u2019s no need to start 2020 by airing our dirty laundry. The point is, I had a temporary problem with making the time when I felt down pass in a more pleasant way, and I am glad the law and some remarkably cheerful sales experts allowed me to solve it. It worked! And now I live in Chicago and I get to sleep safe-and-soundly next to my fianc\u00e9e every night.<\/p>\n<p>The hitch was that my very first experience with THC, years ago, had put me off it for most of the intervening period, because it made time pass much more <em>slowly<\/em>. I had never experienced chemically induced time dilation&mdash;except anesthesia, I guess&mdash;and even now that I\u2019m more seasoned it can still wig me out.<\/p>\n<p>And then I discovered the solution to my solution&#8217;s problem: the steady schedule of the Satellite of Love is the gentlest way to reassure oneself that time continues to pass, at both the hourly and the yearly scale. I watched a lot of MST3K while hovering gently above my couch, and it helped relieve my brain of the duty of relitigating the 2016 election when I woke up to pee at 3 am. It doesn&#8217;t hurt that I can now relate to the idea of <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidtwittertricks.com\/\" title=\"Keep circulating the tweets.\">making bots<\/a> as an isolation coping mechanism.<\/p>\n<p>All of which is to say that I count myself a devoted if not expert fan of the series these days and it was a happy coincidence that their live show came through Milwaukee the week after I arrived in Chicago.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/nfd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_8719-1024x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"Here is my new mystery hat.\" width=\"788\" height=\"788\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3141\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_8719-1024x1024.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_8719-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_8719-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_8719-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_8719-1536x1536.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_8719-2048x2048.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_8719-788x788.jpeg 788w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 788px) 100vw, 788px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It was pretty perfect. The only TV diasporant aboard was Joel, and this was purportedly his last live tour, but there was some good video action from Mary Jo Pehl and Rebecca Hanson, and I liked the rest of the cast very much. There were welcome surprises in the fictional basis of the show, too, like (spoilers!) GPC succeeding Gypsy so nobody has to say a word that hurts people anymore, and the hint that Emily Marsh (as Emily Crenshaw) might succeed Jonah Ray as host.<\/p>\n<p>If I counted all the episodes of MST3K as \u201cmovies\u201d in my list this year, it would be a lot longer, but also inaccurate because I invariably drift off before it ends. But this one got my full attention&mdash;and sobriety, as I had to drive to Milwaukee and back that night&mdash;and I was rewarded for it. It\u2019s a different, effervescent, and engaging experience to be present in the room where it happens. I say that like I&#8217;m surprised about it even though I got a degree in live theater.<\/p>\n<p>All right, sorry for being a pothead who talks about his cult basic cable entertainment for like eight paragraphs. One thing that dovetails with this entry is that I\u2019ve noticed my favorite jokes in MST3K aren\u2019t of the \u201cinsert a line\u201d or \u201ccompare unexpected reference\u201d variety&mdash;they\u2019re the wry or exasperated bits pointing out fundamental filmmaking mistakes. Bonus points if Crow name-checks Roger Corman in a way that almost sounds fond.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Okay! It\u2019s 2020 now and the world is frightening but it\u2019s not allowed to go anywhere until I finish writing up my December post! Tune in very soon to find out the truth: did Brendan complete his goal of watching a hundred movies this year? A sentence in your near future will reveal the answer! Yes! Was that extra emphasis or a spoiler? Tune in very soon to find out the truth: wait I already said that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007): This was fine! I laughed most at the running drug gag. Casting Tim Meadows is always going to endear your movie to me, as recently evidenced by Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016), that other music biopic spoof that had way more attention paid to its songs than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,142,98,126,23,124,140],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brick","category-chicago","category-intoxication","category-joy","category-movies","category-portland","category-roundups"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3140"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3163,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3140\/revisions\/3163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}