{"id":307,"date":"2005-08-28T08:54:45","date_gmt":"2005-08-28T13:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/08\/28\/its-name-is-weakness-its-playlist-is-fear-of-the-new\/"},"modified":"2005-08-28T08:54:45","modified_gmt":"2005-08-28T13:54:45","slug":"its-name-is-weakness-its-playlist-is-fear-of-the-new","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/08\/28\/its-name-is-weakness-its-playlist-is-fear-of-the-new\/","title":{"rendered":"Its name is Weakness.  Its playlist is Fear Of The New."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the entry where I gush about my mp3 player!  Pretend it&#8217;s 2002.<\/p>\n<p>My messenger bag is considerably lighter now that I&#8217;m not carrying my Discman and fifty CDs in it all the time, and I never have to try to hold three things while standing up again.  That&#8217;s awesome!  I sneakily got a refurbished Shuffle directly from Apple, so I got the one-gig version for the 512 price, and it&#8217;s still got a year warranty.  That is also awesome!  I get to carry the Magic Future Perfect<a href=\"#2005082801\" title=\"Footnote!\">*<\/a> Radio Mix Tape From Heaven around in my pocket and it makes me happy.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t introduce me to new music like the radio and mix tapes are supposed to do (remember when the radio introduced you to new music?  Ha ha!), but that&#8217;s what I have Lisa and Will and Maria and Ken for.  Ken, move back already, dammit.<\/p>\n<p>The audio quality on the Shuffle is really excellent&#8211;I&#8217;ve actually noticed instruments in the midrange I never heard before, and there are none of the audible compression artifacts I used to get with my mp3-CD player.  The one thing it doesn&#8217;t have is a bass boost, which is crippling.  I am <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/view\/nfd\/2004\/02\/02\/0\" title=\"My home speakers are capable of sufficient bass now.\">a little bit addicted to my bass boost<\/a>.  I am addicted enough that tonight I purchased <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ambientweather.com\/dbeq50.html\" title=\"Think I could open the case and just fit the Shuffle inside it?\">paraphernalia<\/a> with which to enjoy my dependency.  Having an equalizer the size of a pack of cigarettes really destroys the point of having a music player the size of a stick of gum, but man, I was getting the dee tees.  I&#8217;ll probably bitch later about how it works out.<\/p>\n<p>Before I knew the Koss equalizer existed, I was actually considering looking for some converters and a battery-operated guitar effects pedal that would let me change the bass, and just carrying that around instead.  Then I thought &#8220;ah, but that would strip the signal to mono.&#8221;  Then I thought &#8220;and would be <i>completely insane.<\/i>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>I was annoyed at first that I had to partition the areas for audio storage and file storage separately, but I fit every song I wanted in less than the 800 megs I&#8217;d reserved.  There is <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffle-db.sourceforge.net\/\" title=\"&quot;If it renders your iPod useless, I'm sorry, I can't do anything for you.&quot;\">a remedy<\/a>, as it turns out, but honestly I&#8217;m only using it to listen to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/stars_-_your_ex-lover_is_dead.mp3\" title=\"In that instant it started to pour.\">the second good duet in the history of pop<\/a> over and over again.<\/p>\n<p>(The first, and previously only, was &#8220;Under Pressure.&#8221;  Bowie and Queen.)<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"2005082801\">*<\/a> A grammar joke!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the entry where I gush about my mp3 player! Pretend it&#8217;s 2002. My messenger bag is considerably lighter now that I&#8217;m not carrying my Discman and fifty CDs in it all the time, and I never have to try to hold three things while standing up again. That&#8217;s awesome! I sneakily got a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,72,29,56,42,13,88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ken-moore","category-lisa-brown","category-maria","category-music","category-naivete","category-obsessions","category-will-white"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}