{"id":257,"date":"2005-10-03T08:31:32","date_gmt":"2005-10-03T13:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/10\/03\/my-family-is-a-shotgun-shell\/"},"modified":"2005-10-03T08:31:32","modified_gmt":"2005-10-03T13:31:32","slug":"my-family-is-a-shotgun-shell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/10\/03\/my-family-is-a-shotgun-shell\/","title":{"rendered":"My family is a shotgun shell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/view\/anacrusis\/2005\/10\/03\/0\" title=\"Actually I'm sure Colby does believe in global warming.\">My sister<\/a> has landed by now, I think.  Mom and Kyle and I saw her off at the airport yesterday evening, carrying her life in four bags bigger than herself.  Caitlan is a packrat.  She is also a genius.  She&#8217;s going to have a degree from Oxford and I could not be more jealous or more proud.<\/p>\n<p>Today is my brother&#8217;s birthday, and he is alone in Los Angeles, sans roommate, sans internets.  Happy birthday, Ian.  I&#8217;ll call you later and tell you that you should go to a bar and let drop that you&#8217;re alone on your birthday on your first week in California.  If you can&#8217;t wring some makeouts out of that, you&#8217;re just not trying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister has landed by now, I think. Mom and Kyle and I saw her off at the airport yesterday evening, carrying her life in four bags bigger than herself. Caitlan is a packrat. She is also a genius. She&#8217;s going to have a degree from Oxford and I could not be more jealous or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,32,35,46,40,31,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-caitlan","category-family","category-ian","category-joan","category-landmarks","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}