{"id":2569,"date":"2012-05-03T11:29:03","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T19:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/?p=2569"},"modified":"2012-05-03T11:29:39","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T19:29:39","slug":"2569","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2012\/05\/03\/2569\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2011\/05\/03\/anacrusis\/\">A year ago today<\/a> I threatened to write a 20-page explicitly homoerotic fanfic prequel that would explain all the interesting parts of Inception, a movie whose plot you likely only somewhat recalled even as you left the theater.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/warsaw\/\">I wasn\u2019t fucking joking.<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"\/warsaw\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/warsaw\/nfd.jpg\" alt=\"THE WARSAW JOB\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A year ago today I threatened to write a 20-page explicitly homoerotic fanfic prequel that would explain all the interesting parts of Inception, a movie whose plot you likely only somewhat recalled even as you left the theater. I wasn\u2019t fucking joking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,23,13,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mild-lunacy","category-movies","category-obsessions","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2569"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2572,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions\/2572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}