{"id":249,"date":"2005-10-13T11:42:33","date_gmt":"2005-10-13T16:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/10\/13\/249\/"},"modified":"2005-10-13T11:42:33","modified_gmt":"2005-10-13T16:42:33","slug":"249","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/10\/13\/249\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a woman who works in my building whose name I don&#8217;t want to type exactly, for fear of Google, but which is pronounced &#8220;Ah NET tuh.&#8221;  Short E.  Her last name is Doss.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes ago, I heard over the building intercom:  &#8220;Anita Doss, please dial zero&#8230;  Anita Doss, please dial zero.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A couple minutes later, this time in an impatient tone:  &#8220;Anita Doss, please dial zero&#8230;  REPEAT, Anita Doss, please dial zero.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Five minutes pass.  Then, sounding harrassed:  &#8220;Anita DESS, please dial zero&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a woman who works in my building whose name I don&#8217;t want to type exactly, for fear of Google, but which is pronounced &#8220;Ah NET tuh.&#8221; Short E. Her last name is Doss. A few minutes ago, I heard over the building intercom: &#8220;Anita Doss, please dial zero&#8230; Anita Doss, please dial zero.&#8221; A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-jobs","category-typos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}