{"id":244,"date":"2005-10-30T23:15:20","date_gmt":"2005-10-31T04:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/10\/30\/i-make-a-very-convincing-nazi\/"},"modified":"2005-10-30T23:15:20","modified_gmt":"2005-10-31T04:15:20","slug":"i-make-a-very-convincing-nazi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/10\/30\/i-make-a-very-convincing-nazi\/","title":{"rendered":"I make a very convincing Nazi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wertle.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/view\/wertle\/2005\/10\/30\/0\" title=\"Lisa Jones JUNIOR.\">Lisa posted it way first<\/a>, the how-fast-can-we-make-a-photocomic version (my estimate:  five minutes in toto).  I am a sneaky person who had the advantage of the original raw files to work with, so here&#8217;s mine, an hour and a half of work later:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<p><b>Raiders of the Lost Ark in Three Panels<\/b><\/p>\n<p>(SPOILERS)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/where_is_it.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;Let's see...  where did I leave that Ark of the Covenant?&quot;\" title=\"Bullwhip not pictured.\" \/> <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/here_it_is.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;Ah, just the Ark of the Covenant I was looking for.&quot;\" title=\"I also like calling it the Ark of the Covenant every time.\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/yay_death.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;YAY DEATH&quot;\" title=\"Do NOT open the Ark of the Covenant.\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lisa posted it way first, the how-fast-can-we-make-a-photocomic version (my estimate: five minutes in toto). I am a sneaky person who had the advantage of the original raw files to work with, so here&#8217;s mine, an hour and a half of work later: Raiders of the Lost Ark in Three Panels (SPOILERS)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,72,19,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conspirators","category-lisa-brown","category-mild-lunacy","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}