{"id":243,"date":"2005-10-31T09:08:19","date_gmt":"2005-10-31T14:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/10\/31\/i-was-going-to-explain-why-i-hate-this-but-thats-unnecessary-really\/"},"modified":"2005-10-31T09:08:19","modified_gmt":"2005-10-31T14:08:19","slug":"i-was-going-to-explain-why-i-hate-this-but-thats-unnecessary-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/10\/31\/i-was-going-to-explain-why-i-hate-this-but-thats-unnecessary-really\/","title":{"rendered":"I was going to explain why I hate this but that&#8217;s unnecessary, really."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The department that occupies most of this floor, at work, has decorated with a theme for today.  The theme is Hillbilly Wedding.  I want to die.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The department that occupies most of this floor, at work, has decorated with a theme for today. The theme is Hillbilly Wedding. I want to die.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-real-jobs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}