{"id":23,"date":"2007-03-22T11:37:28","date_gmt":"2007-03-22T16:37:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2007\/03\/22\/23\/"},"modified":"2007-03-22T11:37:28","modified_gmt":"2007-03-22T16:37:28","slug":"23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/03\/22\/23\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holly launched her <a href=\"http:\/\/raspberrydebacle.com\/\" title=\"Food et cetera, really.\">food blog<\/a>!  Yay!  You have to understand that these aren&#8217;t fake foods covered in shellac and developing fluid:  these are real things that <i>I get to help eat.<\/i>  That alone, so far, has been worth the trip.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, now it&#8217;s my night to cook and I am experiencing more stage fright than ever did on an actual stage.  It&#8217;s not as if I&#8217;m trying to live up to the house standard.  I just want to avoid the part of The Birdcage where they all take one sip in unison and then quietly, carefully, put their spoons back down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holly launched her food blog! Yay! You have to understand that these aren&#8217;t fake foods covered in shellac and developing fluid: these are real things that I get to help eat. That alone, so far, has been worth the trip. Of course, now it&#8217;s my night to cook and I am experiencing more stage fright [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-holly-gramazio","category-plugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}