{"id":2298,"date":"2011-05-22T11:31:37","date_gmt":"2011-05-22T19:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/?p=2298"},"modified":"2011-05-22T11:51:13","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T19:51:13","slug":"nobody-expects-to-be-punched-in-the-face-by-a-man%e2%80%99s-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2011\/05\/22\/nobody-expects-to-be-punched-in-the-face-by-a-man%e2%80%99s-beard\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Nobody expects to be punched in the face by a man\u2019s beard.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is linked on his <a href=\"\/anacrusis\/2011\/05\/17\/long-chain-monomers\/\" title=\"I seriously have no idea what name I'm supposed to call you now, Will.\">guest post<\/a> but it needs additional emphasis! After years of my pestering him about it, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heywill.com\/servants\/\" title=\"'Tags: another tortured computer programming metaphor'\">Bill O&#8217;Neil<\/a> has FUCKING FINALLY gotten around to setting up a dedicated story blog.  Bill\/William\/whoever was making me want to shred everything I ever wrote and set it on fire in a toilet while he was still in high school, so I&#8217;m (mostly) glad to finally be able to slot him into Google Reader. If you don&#8217;t do the same then you&#8217;ll just have to accept that <i>you and I have different tastes!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is linked on his guest post but it needs additional emphasis! After years of my pestering him about it, Bill O&#8217;Neil has FUCKING FINALLY gotten around to setting up a dedicated story blog. Bill\/William\/whoever was making me want to shred everything I ever wrote and set it on fire in a toilet while he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,60,22,51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-constrained-writing","category-friendblogs","category-plugs","category-william-oneil"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2298"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2330,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298\/revisions\/2330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}