{"id":2290,"date":"2011-04-08T10:08:11","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T18:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/?p=2290"},"modified":"2011-04-08T10:08:11","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T18:08:11","slug":"pat-is-too-verbose-to-be-tweeted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2011\/04\/08\/pat-is-too-verbose-to-be-tweeted\/","title":{"rendered":"Pat is too verbose to be tweeted"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;My all-time favorite though, was the apartment where they clearly ran out of ideas for what to do with all the space that they had, so they made a &#8216;sitting room.&#8217; This was a 10\u2019 by 10\u2019 room with nothing in it but a chair in the center of the room. <i><a href=\"http:\/\/raffertyesque.com\/post\/4442353597\/tonight-on-this-old-penthouse\">I hate everyone.<\/a><\/i>&#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;My all-time favorite though, was the apartment where they clearly ran out of ideas for what to do with all the space that they had, so they made a &#8216;sitting room.&#8217; This was a 10\u2019 by 10\u2019 room with nothing in it but a chair in the center of the room. I hate everyone.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,25,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitterness","category-connections","category-conspirators"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2290"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2292,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2290\/revisions\/2292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}