{"id":2245,"date":"2011-01-26T17:48:32","date_gmt":"2011-01-27T01:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/?p=2245"},"modified":"2011-01-26T23:36:15","modified_gmt":"2011-01-27T07:36:15","slug":"whos-the-agent-in-charge-to-get-my-sister-in-law-into-bed-these-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2011\/01\/26\/whos-the-agent-in-charge-to-get-my-sister-in-law-into-bed-these-days\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Who&#8217;s the agent in charge to get my sister-in-law into bed these days.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the grand tradition of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crummy.com\/features\/\">Dada Everything<\/a>, and appropriately via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.decontextualize.com\/\">Adam Parrish<\/a>, comes Josh Millard&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/muldersbigadventure.com\/markov\/\">Previously, on the X-Files&#8230;<\/a> It&#8217;s fun!  In a few minutes of hitting refresh to perform my valuable human function of sorting random nonsense from <a href=\"http:\/\/muldersbigadventure.com\/markov\/images\/potx-392807774.jpg\">random inspiration<\/a>, I was able to generate some pretty great stuff, like <a href=\"http:\/\/muldersbigadventure.com\/markov\/images\/potx-729664442.jpg\">Dana Lebowski<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/muldersbigadventure.com\/markov\/images\/potx-274512170.jpg\">Scully&#8217;s Terrible Realization<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/muldersbigadventure.com\/markov\/images\/potx-277257295.jpg\">Scully\/Langly: Dance Remix<\/a>.  But the best part about it is that the transcripts from which it draws seem to include a great many standalone ellipses, which work beautifully in the context of textual noise.  Besides creating these amazing <a href=\"http:\/\/muldersbigadventure.com\/markov\/images\/potx-704361689.jpg\">awkward<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/muldersbigadventure.com\/markov\/images\/potx-491982089.jpg\">moments<\/a>, you also get <a href=\"http:\/\/muldersbigadventure.com\/markov\/images\/potx-926239193.jpg\">tense standoffs<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/muldersbigadventure.com\/markov\/images\/potx-354418237.jpg\">very confused Mulders<\/a> and this spectacular <a href=\"http:\/\/muldersbigadventure.com\/markov\/images\/potx-322696717.jpg\">failure to communicate<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Someone make one of these for Next Generation now please yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the grand tradition of Dada Everything, and appropriately via Adam Parrish, comes Josh Millard&#8217;s Previously, on the X-Files&#8230; It&#8217;s fun! In a few minutes of hitting refresh to perform my valuable human function of sorting random nonsense from random inspiration, I was able to generate some pretty great stuff, like Dana Lebowski, Scully&#8217;s Terrible [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[73,16,29,50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-digital-neighbors","category-discoveries","category-maria","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2245"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2249,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2245\/revisions\/2249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}