{"id":2198,"date":"2010-12-16T16:58:39","date_gmt":"2010-12-17T00:58:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/?p=2198"},"modified":"2010-12-16T16:58:39","modified_gmt":"2010-12-17T00:58:39","slug":"i-ripped-this-off-from-a-chart-adam-parrish-posted-years-ago-and-i-cant-find-it-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2010\/12\/16\/i-ripped-this-off-from-a-chart-adam-parrish-posted-years-ago-and-i-cant-find-it-now\/","title":{"rendered":"I ripped this off from a chart Adam Parrish posted years ago and I can&#8217;t find it now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For your convenience and edification, I present herein the Brendan Adkins Lunchtime Heuristic Decision Chart.  It has served me well for years, and I can confidently recommend its immediate adoption.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/i\/lunchtime.png\" alt=\"Shorter version: just fucking get sushi you prick\" title=\"Hmm, WordPress has automatically given this post the shortlink URL of 'i-ripped-this-off.' How perceptive, WordPress.\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For your convenience and edification, I present herein the Brendan Adkins Lunchtime Heuristic Decision Chart. It has served me well for years, and I can confidently recommend its immediate adoption.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[73,10,19,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-digital-neighbors","category-food","category-mild-lunacy","category-obsessions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2198"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2201,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2198\/revisions\/2201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}