{"id":2182,"date":"2010-11-02T19:44:38","date_gmt":"2010-11-03T03:44:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/?p=2182"},"modified":"2010-11-02T19:44:38","modified_gmt":"2010-11-03T03:44:38","slug":"never-ever-moving-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2010\/11\/02\/never-ever-moving-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Never, ever moving back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations, Kentucky, on actually managing to downgrade from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/nation\/article\/0,8599,1183986,00.html\">merely the third-worst Senator<\/a> to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SbnEy_U9pYk\">a shoe stomping on a human face, forever<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations, Kentucky, on actually managing to downgrade from merely the third-worst Senator to a shoe stomping on a human face, forever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-kentucky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2182"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2183,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2182\/revisions\/2183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}