{"id":2165,"date":"2010-09-23T15:20:04","date_gmt":"2010-09-23T23:20:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/?p=2165"},"modified":"2010-09-23T15:21:35","modified_gmt":"2010-09-23T23:21:35","slug":"i-hate-lev-grossman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2010\/09\/23\/i-hate-lev-grossman\/","title":{"rendered":"I hate Lev Grossman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s that?  Lev Grossman wrote a <a href=\"http:\/\/thoughtcatalog.com\/2010\/taolin-jonathanfranzen\/\" title=\"'Franzen is a member of another perennially threatened species, the American literary novelist.' Eat infinite dicks, Grossman.\">vacuous cover article for Time<\/a>?  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/01\/21\/565\/\" title=\"I'm not really taken aback.\">I am taken aback!<\/a>  The Stranger (and its sister publication here, the Mercury) grate on me with their preciousness from time to time, but I admire the execution of Noah Kalina&#8217;s mirror-parody.  It would have fit right into Modern Humor Authority, and I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever said that before about something that actually showed up in print.<\/p>\n<p>If  none of the preceding makes sense to you, you can pretty much reduce this entire post to its title.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s that? Lev Grossman wrote a vacuous cover article for Time? I am taken aback! The Stranger (and its sister publication here, the Mercury) grate on me with their preciousness from time to time, but I admire the execution of Noah Kalina&#8217;s mirror-parody. It would have fit right into Modern Humor Authority, and I don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,25,21,127,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-connections","category-conspirators","category-derision","category-discoveries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2165"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2168,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2165\/revisions\/2168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}