{"id":207,"date":"2005-12-30T09:54:55","date_gmt":"2005-12-30T14:54:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2005\/12\/30\/207\/"},"modified":"2005-12-30T09:54:55","modified_gmt":"2005-12-30T14:54:55","slug":"207","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2005\/12\/30\/207\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I only found out by way of Jon and Amanda that <a href=\"http:\/\/brownpiatt.blogspot.com\/\" title=\"&quot;Daniel later took advantage of his brains by beating his weed dealer to death with a crowbar.&quot;\">my second cousin Dawn<\/a> blogs.  Her writing is frank, observant, self-deprecating and frequently caustic.  It&#8217;s also really, really funny:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Does this say something about my friend group?<\/p>\n<p>I lost my virginity in room 116 of the Economy Inn in Danville, KY. Centre College students called it <a href=\"http:\/\/brownpiatt.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/first-time.html\" title=\"I think they put a bank there.\">the pink hotel<\/a>, in reference to the color of the neon lights decorating its roof. Oh, and immediately after the completion of the act my loving then-boyfriend (also a virgin) looked at me and said, &#8216;You know, that was alright, but I&#8217;m definitely glad I didn&#8217;t wait to get married.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>After taking Heather&#8217;s virginity, her boyfriend said, &#8216;Well, you had to pay for your dinner somehow.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>An anonymous friend lost her virginity to her 31-year-old manager at the Honey-Baked Ham store.<\/p>\n<p>Katherine lost her virginity to a boy nick-named &#8216;Soup Can&#8217;. She cried the whole time.<\/p>\n<p>My personal consolation is that the Pink Hotel has since been bull-dozed to the ground.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>She and I went to Centre together, and we were always friendly, but also a few degrees of network-separation apart.  If you read this, Dawn, I&#8217;d like to state that I officially regret not hanging out with you more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I only found out by way of Jon and Amanda that my second cousin Dawn blogs. Her writing is frank, observant, self-deprecating and frequently caustic. It&#8217;s also really, really funny: &#8220;Does this say something about my friend group? I lost my virginity in room 116 of the Economy Inn in Danville, KY. Centre College students [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,35,60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries","category-family","category-friendblogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}