{"id":1947,"date":"2010-01-19T20:59:40","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T04:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/?p=1947"},"modified":"2010-01-19T21:08:31","modified_gmt":"2010-01-20T05:08:31","slug":"this-is-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2010\/01\/19\/this-is-why\/","title":{"rendered":"This is why"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/takashi\/638255903\/\" title=\"Portland Train Station Exterior by T a k, on Flickr\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1158\/638255903_a7d95bbc6f.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"228\" alt=\"Portland Train Station Exterior\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>(Kara and I are creeping by the Portland train station in heavy traffic.  I notice the beautifully gabled windows on its upper floor.)<\/i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Brendan:<\/b>  What do you think is up there?<br \/>\n<b>Kara:<\/b>  Oh, offices.<br \/>\n<b>Brendan:<\/b>  What?<br \/>\n<b>Kara:<\/b>  Yeah, you can see in some of the windows.  Look in that one&#8211;see, cubicle walls.<br \/>\n<b>Brendan:<\/b>  That&#8217;s disappointing.  I was hoping that, like&#8230;  orphans lived inside.<br \/>\n<b>Kara:<\/b>  I know!<br \/>\n<b>Brendan:<\/b>  And had adventures.<br \/>\n<b>Kara:<\/b>  I know EXACTLY what you mean.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Kara and I are creeping by the Portland train station in heavy traffic. I notice the beautifully gabled windows on its upper floor.) Brendan: What do you think is up there? Kara: Oh, offices. Brendan: What? Kara: Yeah, you can see in some of the windows. Look in that one&#8211;see, cubicle walls. Brendan: That&#8217;s disappointing. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[123,42,124,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kara","category-naivete","category-portland","category-travel-and-acronyms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1947"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1954,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947\/revisions\/1954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}