{"id":1871,"date":"2009-10-13T19:22:35","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T03:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/?p=1871"},"modified":"2009-10-13T20:00:46","modified_gmt":"2009-10-14T04:00:46","slug":"things-are-different-in-oregon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2009\/10\/13\/things-are-different-in-oregon\/","title":{"rendered":"Things are different in Oregon"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><b>Brendan:<\/b>  Hey, pdiddle.  Wait, two pdiddles!  They crossed just in front of us!<br \/>\n<b>Kara:<\/b>  Two whats?<br \/>\n<b>Brendan:<\/b>  Pdiddles?  Cars with one headlight?<br \/>\n<b>Kara:<\/b>  Oh!  You mean a beerfuckyou.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brendan: Hey, pdiddle. Wait, two pdiddles! They crossed just in front of us! Kara: Two whats? Brendan: Pdiddles? Cars with one headlight? Kara: Oh! You mean a beerfuckyou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[123,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kara","category-mild-lunacy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1871"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1873,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871\/revisions\/1873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}