{"id":1850,"date":"2009-09-15T13:59:35","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T21:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2009\/09\/15\/mid-puddle\/"},"modified":"2009-09-15T13:59:35","modified_gmt":"2009-09-15T21:59:35","slug":"mid-puddle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2009\/09\/15\/mid-puddle\/","title":{"rendered":"Mid-Puddle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been to a Danish wedding now.  The ceremony lasted twenty minutes; the reception, eleven hours.  I have been told that this was a fairly short exemplar.<\/p>\n<p>Monday, in a typical display of the effortless grace which characterizes all my interactions with the physical world, I dumped a glass of water into my laptop&#8217;s keyboard.  This would appear to have busted something in the Windows partition, but happily, OS X still works fine.  Dear 2006 Brendan:  buying a Macbook was the right decision!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been to a Danish wedding now. The ceremony lasted twenty minutes; the reception, eleven hours. I have been told that this was a fairly short exemplar. Monday, in a typical display of the effortless grace which characterizes all my interactions with the physical world, I dumped a glass of water into my laptop&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel-and-acronyms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}