{"id":1845,"date":"2009-08-16T11:26:55","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T19:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2009\/08\/16\/ah-crap\/"},"modified":"2009-08-16T11:26:55","modified_gmt":"2009-08-16T19:26:55","slug":"ah-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2009\/08\/16\/ah-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"AH CRAP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I <i>just realized,<\/i> thirty-six hours after writing it, that a better title for <a href=\"\/nfd\/2009\/08\/15\/i-am-not-a-fast-reader\/\" title=\"From Vinge's Wikipedia bio, on ADITS:  'This novel transcends the polarities of a liberal vs. conservative-type struggle.'  Citation needed!\">my last post<\/a> would have been &#8220;The Slow Zone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>SEE?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just realized, thirty-six hours after writing it, that a better title for my last post would have been &#8220;The Slow Zone.&#8221; SEE?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,127,19,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-derision","category-mild-lunacy","category-shame"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}