{"id":1838,"date":"2009-06-08T07:56:03","date_gmt":"2009-06-08T15:56:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2009\/06\/08\/a-selection-of-weapons-from-the-version-of-duke-nukem-3d-i-dreamt-last-night\/"},"modified":"2009-06-09T00:18:44","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T08:18:44","slug":"a-selection-of-weapons-from-the-version-of-duke-nukem-3d-i-dreamt-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2009\/06\/08\/a-selection-of-weapons-from-the-version-of-duke-nukem-3d-i-dreamt-last-night\/","title":{"rendered":"A Selection of Weapons from the Version of Duke Nukem 3D I dreamt last night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Ice Claws<br \/>\n2. Hand Freezing Positions<br \/>\n3. Spare Clip<br \/>\n4. Brazee<br \/>\n5. Luger<br \/>\n6. Snake Pose<br \/>\n7. Panda Pose<br \/>\n8. Tiger Pose<br \/>\n9. Stop Dancing<\/p>\n<p>It should be noted that I almost always seemed to find myself wielding the Stop Dancing, even when I was trying to use the Brazee (a street in Portland).  I think my brain is trying to tell me something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Ice Claws 2. Hand Freezing Positions 3. Spare Clip 4. Brazee 5. Luger 6. Snake Pose 7. Panda Pose 8. Tiger Pose 9. Stop Dancing It should be noted that I almost always seemed to find myself wielding the Stop Dancing, even when I was trying to use the Brazee (a street in Portland). [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games","category-mild-lunacy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1838"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}