{"id":1803,"date":"2008-10-14T23:49:48","date_gmt":"2008-10-15T07:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/10\/14\/i-am-a-hackers-anus-bob\/"},"modified":"2008-10-14T23:53:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-15T07:53:02","slug":"i-am-a-hackers-anus-bob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/10\/14\/i-am-a-hackers-anus-bob\/","title":{"rendered":"I am a hacker&#8217;s anus, Bob."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I worked a phone bank last night, for the second time in my life and the first time for a political candidate.  (If you know me you already know which candidate.  If you don&#8217;t, see if you can guess by the side-street parked car count:  two Priuses, two Fits and a Yaris.)<\/p>\n<p>Cold-calling is hard for anybody, but for an introvert it&#8217;s pretty awful.  My stomach ached on the way home, and stories like the one about the man who told me he wasn&#8217;t voting because of the apocalypse didn&#8217;t really make it better.  And I was calling people in Oregon, man!  A battleground state this ain&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>So why did I do it, and why am I going to go back?  Because of a stubborn faith in Leonard&#8217;s concept of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crummy.com\/2004\/11\/01\/2\" title=\"Still one of my favorite sentences ever:  'A major political technique is making your opponents so bored that they give up.'\">vote multipliers<\/a> and a corollary syllogism of my own devising:  that memory is fluid, that people are self-centered, and that therefore vote multipliers affect both the future and the perceived past.<\/p>\n<p>Voting for a winner confers a perceived, and perhaps even deserved, ownership in the winner&#8217;s subsequent successes.  This is why incumbents get re-elected, and why politicians who abandon campaign promises can ride them out for a while before their approval ratings begin to drop.  We take credit for what we&#8217;ve done right, but don&#8217;t like believing we chose wrong.<\/p>\n<p>My candidate&#8217;s going to win the election, and I think he&#8217;s going to lead us toward better things; but the more people vote for him, even in long-decided states, the more lasting support he&#8217;ll have, and the more he&#8217;ll be able to accomplish over the next eight years.  It&#8217;s not just that I want to be able to look back at a positive change and say that I was part of it.  It&#8217;s that I want to nudge other people from apathy into agency, and let them see that it is good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I worked a phone bank last night, for the second time in my life and the first time for a political candidate. (If you know me you already know which candidate. If you don&#8217;t, see if you can guess by the side-street parked car count: two Priuses, two Fits and a Yaris.) Cold-calling is hard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-leonard-richardson","category-stress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}