{"id":1790,"date":"2008-08-06T14:45:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T22:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/08\/06\/i-dont-even-like-jeans\/"},"modified":"2008-08-06T14:45:47","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T22:45:47","slug":"i-dont-even-like-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/08\/06\/i-dont-even-like-jeans\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t even LIKE jeans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, for my job, I implemented some web-marketing stuff that included me actually typing out the following text, which...  well, I don't want to reproduce it for fear of google, but I've rot13ed it below; click the button to read it.<\/p>\r\n\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/rot13.js\"><\/script>\r\n\r\n<form style=\"display: block; float: left; margin: 0px auto; text-align: right;\" action=\"http:\/\/www.rot13.com\/index.php\" method=\"post\" onsubmit=\"translate_rot13(); return false;\"><textarea rows=\"8\" cols=\"60\" id=\"text\" name=\"text\">NOBHG EVPU &amp; FXVAAL WRNAF\r\n\r\nJung ner gjb guvatf rirel tvey jvfurf sbe?\r\n\r\n   1. Gb or Evpu naq\r\n   2. Gb or Fxvaal\r\n\r\nJryy gunaxf gb Zvpunry Tynffre naq Wbvr Ehpxre, guvf qernz vf nobhg gb pbzr gehr.<\/textarea><br \/>\r\n<input type=\"submit\" value=\"rot13!\" style=\"display: inline;\" \/><\/form>\r\n\r\n<p style=\"clear: both;\">Where was I entering this marketing text, you ask?<\/p>\r\n\r\n<p>A MySpace page.<\/p>\r\n\r\n<p>It's not like I was pretending I hadn't sold my soul long ago.  I just hadn't realized it was going so <i>cheap.<\/i><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Yesterday, for my job, I implemented some web-marketing stuff that included me actually typing out the following text, which... well, I don't want to reproduce it for fear of google, but I've rot13ed it below; click the button to read it. NOBHG EVPU &amp; FXVAAL WRNAF Jung ner gjb guvatf rirel tvey jvfurf sbe? 1. [&hellip;]","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,6,5,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitterness","category-real-jobs","category-stress","category-web-design"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}