{"id":1773,"date":"2008-06-12T15:12:27","date_gmt":"2008-06-12T23:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/06\/12\/shorter-than-the-title-reviews-first-in-a-series\/"},"modified":"2008-06-12T15:12:27","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T23:12:27","slug":"shorter-than-the-title-reviews-first-in-a-series","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/06\/12\/shorter-than-the-title-reviews-first-in-a-series\/","title":{"rendered":"Shorter-than-the-Title Reviews:  First in a Series"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 150%; font-weight: bold;\">Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"\/nfd\/index.php?s=koepp\" title=\"Not that he's the only one to blame, Lucasarts.\">God damn ball licker David fucking Koepp.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: God damn ball licker David fucking Koepp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitterness","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}