{"id":1768,"date":"2008-05-27T16:53:12","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T00:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/05\/27\/1768\/"},"modified":"2008-05-27T20:31:13","modified_gmt":"2008-05-28T04:31:13","slug":"1768","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/05\/27\/1768\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Want to feel old?  Star Wars:  Episode I &#8211; The Phantom Menace came out just over <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0120915\/releaseinfo\" title=\"Uh.\" style=\"font-style: italic;\"><s>ten<\/s> nine fucking years ago<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Update<\/b> 2130 hrs:  <i>And I still can&#8217;t fucking count.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want to feel old? Star Wars: Episode I &#8211; The Phantom Menace came out just over ten nine fucking years ago. Update 2130 hrs: And I still can&#8217;t fucking count.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitterness","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}