{"id":1740,"date":"2008-02-20T08:37:54","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T13:37:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/02\/20\/so-im-getting-a-tattoo\/"},"modified":"2008-02-20T08:38:50","modified_gmt":"2008-02-20T13:38:50","slug":"so-im-getting-a-tattoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/02\/20\/so-im-getting-a-tattoo\/","title":{"rendered":"So I&#8217;m getting a tattoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The question is, do I get it on the palm of my hand so I can show it to other people too, or just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xkcd.com\/386\/\" title=\"I read a three-year-old erroneous NYCB comment RIGHT AFTER THIS and got mad because I couldn't correct it.\">backwards on my forehead<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The question is, do I get it on the palm of my hand so I can show it to other people too, or just backwards on my forehead?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-plugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}