{"id":1734,"date":"2008-01-24T09:07:23","date_gmt":"2008-01-24T14:07:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/01\/24\/because-obviously-ive-never-ripped-them-off\/"},"modified":"2008-01-24T09:07:23","modified_gmt":"2008-01-24T14:07:23","slug":"because-obviously-ive-never-ripped-them-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2008\/01\/24\/because-obviously-ive-never-ripped-them-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Because obviously I&#8217;ve never ripped them off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did that gag <a href=\"\/anacrusis\/2004\/08\/23\/zeke\/\" title=\"I'm betting this time the spinoff animated series actually gets made.\">THREE YEARS AGO<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/opinion\/back_in_my_day_being_an\" title=\"Wait, was there seriously a grape-flavored nougat candy bar?\">THE ONION<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did that gag THREE YEARS AGO, THE ONION.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,14,19,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitterness","category-fame","category-mild-lunacy","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}