{"id":1721,"date":"2007-12-28T12:23:21","date_gmt":"2007-12-28T17:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/12\/28\/harder-better-fitter-stronger\/"},"modified":"2007-12-28T12:23:21","modified_gmt":"2007-12-28T17:23:21","slug":"harder-better-fitter-stronger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/12\/28\/harder-better-fitter-stronger\/","title":{"rendered":"Harder Better Fitter Stronger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yeah!  I got a car!  It&#8217;s a little black Honda Fit (yes, I know you&#8217;ve never heard of it) and, three hundred miles in, I love it more than I will ever love my children.  My children, for instance, will not get thirty-five miles to the gallon on mostly-vertical Garrard County roads.  They&#8217;ll be lucky to get <i>ten.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I told this to my uncle Dennis, who reads this blog, and he immediately asked whether I had painted a big <a href=\"\/uj\/2007\/12\/22\/broken-house-woes\/\" title=\"Meanwhile, the fuck count on the nfd front page rises to five.  I can do better!\">&#8220;FUCK YOU&#8221;<\/a> on the side of it.  I said:  not yet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yeah! I got a car! It&#8217;s a little black Honda Fit (yes, I know you&#8217;ve never heard of it) and, three hundred miles in, I love it more than I will ever love my children. My children, for instance, will not get thirty-five miles to the gallon on mostly-vertical Garrard County roads. They&#8217;ll be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,39,31,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-john-dixon","category-landmarks","category-travel-and-acronyms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}