{"id":1719,"date":"2007-11-28T17:08:17","date_gmt":"2007-11-28T22:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/11\/28\/this-is-just-so-my-grandmother-doesnt-have-to-see-the-word-fuck-as-soon-as-she-opens-my-journal-page-wait-fuck\/"},"modified":"2007-11-28T17:10:13","modified_gmt":"2007-11-28T22:10:13","slug":"this-is-just-so-my-grandmother-doesnt-have-to-see-the-word-fuck-as-soon-as-she-opens-my-journal-page-wait-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/11\/28\/this-is-just-so-my-grandmother-doesnt-have-to-see-the-word-fuck-as-soon-as-she-opens-my-journal-page-wait-fuck\/","title":{"rendered":"This is just so my grandmother doesn&#8217;t have to see the word &#8220;fuck&#8221; as soon as she opens my journal page.  Wait!  Fuck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I opened Facebook and saw this much of an ad on my screen:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tg.stjude.org\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/save_jennifer_aniston.gif\" alt=\"Jennifer Aniston's face, over the text 'Help Save Her Life.'\" title=\"Can I help save 1997 Jennifer Aniston instead?\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>And I was like, &#8220;What, does she need emergency reverse liposuction?  I mean, obviously she DOES, but is that going to save her&#8211;oh.&#8221;  Because by this point I had copied the image out and could see the first frame of the animated gif, to which it apparently never resets:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tg.stjude.org\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/or_whoever.gif\" alt=\"Little bald Madelyn is fighting CANCER.  ASS.\" title=\"So wait, why is Jennifer Aniston in it at all?\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Hi!  St. Jude?  Call me.  We need to talk about this concept called &#8220;above the fold.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I opened Facebook and saw this much of an ad on my screen: And I was like, &#8220;What, does she need emergency reverse liposuction? I mean, obviously she DOES, but is that going to save her&#8211;oh.&#8221; Because by this point I had copied the image out and could see the first frame of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,91,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitterness","category-headlines-and-ads","category-web-design"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}