{"id":1718,"date":"2007-11-21T15:42:19","date_gmt":"2007-11-21T20:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/11\/21\/all-growns-up\/"},"modified":"2007-11-21T15:47:45","modified_gmt":"2007-11-21T20:47:45","slug":"all-growns-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/11\/21\/all-growns-up\/","title":{"rendered":"ALL GROWNS UP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\" style=\"font-size: 600%; line-height: 80%; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\">HOORAY<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/fuck_the_planet.jpg\" alt=\"And fuck driving!\" title=\"You can probably steal David Nicholson's signature off this if you try.  Fuck David Nicholson too!\" \/><\/div>\n<p align=\"center\" style=\"font-size: 600%; line-height: 80%; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\">I get to fuck the planet JUST LIKE YOU<\/p>\n<p>Now, to get out of this state <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kentucky.com\/news\/state\/story\/231346.html\" title=\"'Taylor said most scientists don't believe in global warming. Not that warming is bad...'\">as fast as fucking possible<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HOORAY I get to fuck the planet JUST LIKE YOU Now, to get out of this state as fast as fucking possible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,26,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-kentucky","category-landmarks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}