{"id":1714,"date":"2007-11-07T10:28:40","date_gmt":"2007-11-07T15:28:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/11\/07\/tragedy-is-when-you-cut-your-finger-comedy-is-when-i-fail\/"},"modified":"2007-11-07T10:43:09","modified_gmt":"2007-11-07T15:43:09","slug":"tragedy-is-when-you-cut-your-finger-comedy-is-when-i-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/11\/07\/tragedy-is-when-you-cut-your-finger-comedy-is-when-i-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Tragedy is when you cut your finger, comedy is when I fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took my <a href=\"\/nfd\/2007\/07\/03\/self-exposure\" title=\"And guess how well that marathon training is going!\">first road test<\/a> yesterday.  I managed to parallel park in a space exactly the same size as Scott&#8217;s (kindly) borrowed SUV, but on reflection, I&#8217;m kind of glad we stopped after I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pbfcomics.com\/?cid=PBF235-Road_Test.gif#218\" title=\"Actually in Kentucky all the dinosaurs are tame.  For proof, visit the Creationism Museum!\">made the wrong turnabout<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took my first road test yesterday. I managed to parallel park in a space exactly the same size as Scott&#8217;s (kindly) borrowed SUV, but on reflection, I&#8217;m kind of glad we stopped after I made the wrong turnabout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,26,31,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitterness","category-kentucky","category-landmarks","category-shame"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}