{"id":1713,"date":"2007-11-01T16:31:47","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T21:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/11\/01\/there-is-another-thing-some-do-to-mustache-and-it-costs-i-am-told-a-nickel\/"},"modified":"2007-11-01T16:34:57","modified_gmt":"2007-11-01T21:34:57","slug":"there-is-another-thing-some-do-to-mustache-and-it-costs-i-am-told-a-nickel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/11\/01\/there-is-another-thing-some-do-to-mustache-and-it-costs-i-am-told-a-nickel\/","title":{"rendered":"There is another thing some do to moustache and it costs, I am told, a nickel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can you believe <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000385\/\" title=\"I will bet five dollars without googling that he has been asked to judge the Beard and Moustache Championships.\">Sam Elliott&#8217;s IMDB photo<\/a> shows him <i>without<\/i> a moustache?  I mean, it doesn&#8217;t even look like him!<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/sam_elliott_1.jpg\" alt=\"Sam Elliott, clean-shaven.\" title=\"I am preparing my inbox for the onslaught of helpful corrective emails.  Guys:  this is a joke.\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Ian and I typed almost simultaneously today that his only real job in Tombstone (which I finally saw, and did anyone else realize that Ben Foster was doing a Val Kilmer imitation throughout 3:10 to Yuma?) was to grow a moustache, which is also what he did in The Big Lebowski and (apparently) Ghost Rider.  Looks like he&#8217;ll be reprising that role in The Golden Compass.  You can&#8217;t argue with success.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/sam_elliott_2.jpg\" alt=\"Sam Elliott, moustachioed.\" title=\"Sam Elliott wants you to notice his sexy dyed eyebrows.\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I guess it&#8217;s like they say:  some are born to moustache, some achieve moustache, and some have moustache thrust upon them.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/sam_elliott_3.jpg\" alt=\"Sam Elliott, action figure.\" title=\"I wanted a moustache pic of Kris Kristofferson or Kenny Rogers but they're always bearded.\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m willing to bet that anyone who meets Sam Elliott quickly becomes the latter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you believe Sam Elliott&#8217;s IMDB photo shows him without a moustache? I mean, it doesn&#8217;t even look like him! Ian and I typed almost simultaneously today that his only real job in Tombstone (which I finally saw, and did anyone else realize that Ben Foster was doing a Val Kilmer imitation throughout 3:10 to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,46,19,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-connections","category-ian","category-mild-lunacy","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}