{"id":1704,"date":"2007-08-21T14:39:51","date_gmt":"2007-08-21T19:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/08\/21\/1704\/"},"modified":"2007-08-21T14:42:01","modified_gmt":"2007-08-21T19:42:01","slug":"1704","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/08\/21\/1704\/","title":{"rendered":"EXTREMIST VOODOO CARNIVAL CRISIS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to walk around London and marvel at the Evening Standard posters at every newsstand, which demonstrated headlines from a more pure and purposeful dimension.  They all seemed to be of the form &#8220;BUZZWORD BUZZWORD EXCITINGVERBS BUZZWORD&#8221; and I commented repeatedly that you could rearrange said buzzwords in almost any order and get an equally plausible (and, probably, accurate) sentence.<\/p>\n<p>Now Holly, who is much more committed about this kind of thing than I am, has created an <a href=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/standard.php\" title=\"IPOD TAX CANCER ALERT\">Evening Standard Dada Generator<\/a> or whatever they&#8217;re called these days.  Except it&#8217;s not really Dada&#8211;as predicted, they mostly make sense, or at least interesting nonsense.  No more coming up with original story ideas for me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to walk around London and marvel at the Evening Standard posters at every newsstand, which demonstrated headlines from a more pure and purposeful dimension. They all seemed to be of the form &#8220;BUZZWORD BUZZWORD EXCITINGVERBS BUZZWORD&#8221; and I commented repeatedly that you could rearrange said buzzwords in almost any order and get an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,18,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holly-gramazio","category-london","category-plugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}