{"id":1701,"date":"2007-08-14T23:37:29","date_gmt":"2007-08-15T04:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/08\/14\/half-an-hour-later-via-text-message-brendan-best-phone-conversation-ever-ian-lol\/"},"modified":"2007-08-14T23:37:29","modified_gmt":"2007-08-15T04:37:29","slug":"half-an-hour-later-via-text-message-brendan-best-phone-conversation-ever-ian-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/08\/14\/half-an-hour-later-via-text-message-brendan-best-phone-conversation-ever-ian-lol\/","title":{"rendered":"Half an hour later, via text message:  Brendan:  &#8220;Best phone conversation ever!&#8221;  Ian:  &#8220;lol.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Ian and I talk on the phone it is for express and efficient reasons, so we don&#8217;t really bother with greeting protocols.  When I called Ian earlier this evening to determine the provenance of one of Yale&#8217;s expletives, I forgot that he wouldn&#8217;t have my new cell number, and I was already on edge in a feverish Halo match.  Thus:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Ian:<\/b>  Hello?<br \/>\n<b>Brendan:<\/b>  DO YOU SAY FUCK BEANS!<br \/>\n<b>Ian:<\/b>  &#8230;  Who is this?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Ian and I talk on the phone it is for express and efficient reasons, so we don&#8217;t really bother with greeting protocols. When I called Ian earlier this evening to determine the provenance of one of Yale&#8217;s expletives, I forgot that he wouldn&#8217;t have my new cell number, and I was already on edge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,19,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-mild-lunacy","category-yale-deskins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}