{"id":170,"date":"2006-03-09T23:43:59","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T04:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/03\/09\/170\/"},"modified":"2006-03-09T23:43:59","modified_gmt":"2006-03-10T04:43:59","slug":"170","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/03\/09\/170\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><b>Kid on the Bus 1:<\/b>  Just spell it.<\/p>\n<p><b>Kid on the Bus 2:<\/b>  I am!<\/p>\n<p><b>KOB1:<\/b>  You&#8217;re going too slow.<\/p>\n<p><b>KOB2:<\/b>  You spell something, you spell&#8230;  &#8220;visitation.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>KOB1:<\/b>  &#8220;Visitation.&#8221;  V-I-S-T-I&#8230;  Shut up!  V-I-S-I-T-I-O-N.  &#8220;Visitation.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She&#8217;s got a shining future in spam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kid on the Bus 1: Just spell it. Kid on the Bus 2: I am! KOB1: You&#8217;re going too slow. KOB2: You spell something, you spell&#8230; &#8220;visitation.&#8221; KOB1: &#8220;Visitation.&#8221; V-I-S-T-I&#8230; Shut up! V-I-S-I-T-I-O-N. &#8220;Visitation.&#8221; She&#8217;s got a shining future in spam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tarc","category-typos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}