{"id":1682,"date":"2007-06-19T21:09:18","date_gmt":"2007-06-20T02:09:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/06\/19\/after-i-type-this-title-i-am-going-to-shower-for-about-a-week\/"},"modified":"2008-04-28T17:11:55","modified_gmt":"2008-04-28T22:11:55","slug":"after-i-type-this-title-i-am-going-to-shower-for-about-a-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/06\/19\/after-i-type-this-title-i-am-going-to-shower-for-about-a-week\/","title":{"rendered":"After I type this title I am going to shower for about a week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fourteen hours ago I was on top of an Alp.  Three hours ago I was getting lengthily hassled by Immigration about my months-long residence in the United Kingdom with no visible means of support.  Eventually they decided they couldn&#8217;t really deport me and grumpily let me back in, but not without permanently detaining&#8211;get ready for it&#8211;my London library card.  That is the pettiest thing I can imagine!  I am going to write a book about petty people just so I can use that as an epitome!<\/p>\n<p>But the hassling and bag search and back rooms and subsequent two-hour night bus ride don&#8217;t really take away from the experience of looking down on Innsbruck from four miles up (a good quarter of which we hiked) with a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.generalfuzz.com\/cool%20aberration%20creation.php\" title=\"Scroll down to 'Summer.'\">really good song<\/a> on my headphones, learning the secret of Hafelekar summit.  The secret is this:  it&#8217;s fucking <i>covered<\/i> in poop and bugs.  I guess the mountain goats and snow rabbits just love to use the lookout point as their special private time space, but man.  They grow the flies big on Hafelekar summit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fourteen hours ago I was on top of an Alp. Three hours ago I was getting lengthily hassled by Immigration about my months-long residence in the United Kingdom with no visible means of support. Eventually they decided they couldn&#8217;t really deport me and grumpily let me back in, but not without permanently detaining&#8211;get ready for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122,18,5,105,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-innsbruck","category-london","category-stress","category-the-registrar","category-travel-and-acronyms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}