{"id":168,"date":"2006-03-12T00:41:30","date_gmt":"2006-03-12T05:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/03\/12\/twister-is-a-felony\/"},"modified":"2006-03-12T00:41:30","modified_gmt":"2006-03-12T05:41:30","slug":"twister-is-a-felony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/03\/12\/twister-is-a-felony\/","title":{"rendered":"Twister is a felony"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><b>Brendan:<\/b>  So which is better&#8211;dragon princesses, or <i>dinosaur<\/i> princesses?<\/p>\n<p><b>Maria:<\/b>  Oh, definitely dragon princesses.<\/p>\n<p><b>Brendan:<\/b>  You think so?  I don&#8217;t know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Maria:<\/b>  Oh, come on.  Dinosaurs only happened because the dragon bloodline got watered down.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Maria and I (and Michael and Danielle) are going to New York!  On a trip!  Ballers:  You can come over on Tuesday, but we won&#8217;t be here, so you may have to play games in the hall.  I am pretty sure that is illegal!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brendan: So which is better&#8211;dragon princesses, or dinosaur princesses? Maria: Oh, definitely dragon princesses. Brendan: You think so? I don&#8217;t know&#8230; Maria: Oh, come on. Dinosaurs only happened because the dragon bloodline got watered down. Maria and I (and Michael and Danielle) are going to New York! On a trip! Ballers: You can come over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,19,34,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maria","category-mild-lunacy","category-travel-and-acronyms","category-x-night-ballers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}