{"id":1652,"date":"2007-05-01T05:44:25","date_gmt":"2007-05-01T10:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/05\/01\/noooo\/"},"modified":"2007-05-01T05:44:25","modified_gmt":"2007-05-01T10:44:25","slug":"noooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/05\/01\/noooo\/","title":{"rendered":"NOOOO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/white_on_white_violence\" title=\"'His face was immobilized against the glass of a photocopier and repeatedly struck with the machine's cover.'\">They killed Tha H-Dog!<\/a>  THOSE BASTARDS<\/p>\n<p>Not that I didn&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/columnists\/it_wuz_always_bout_tha\" title=\"'If tha world gonna dis me foe keepin' it real an' kickin' it ol' school, then fuck tha world.'\">see it coming<\/a>, and it&#8217;s not like they could have retired him.  Also Herbert Kornfeld was a fairly weak one-note character who&#8217;s been running for like fifteen years.  But still!  They killed off Zweibel, by far the best columnist, back in 2000 (though he&#8217;s popped up a few times since) and now Kornfeld.  Who&#8217;s next?  Rawlings?  Teasdale?  Please let it be Teasdale.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, Jon, seriously, this year we have to have a Zweibelmas party.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They killed Tha H-Dog! THOSE BASTARDS Not that I didn&#8217;t see it coming, and it&#8217;s not like they could have retired him. Also Herbert Kornfeld was a fairly weak one-note character who&#8217;s been running for like fifteen years. But still! They killed off Zweibel, by far the best columnist, back in 2000 (though he&#8217;s popped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}