{"id":1645,"date":"2007-04-27T03:39:44","date_gmt":"2007-04-27T08:39:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/04\/27\/brenna\/"},"modified":"2007-04-27T05:17:10","modified_gmt":"2007-04-27T10:17:10","slug":"brenna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/04\/27\/brenna\/","title":{"rendered":"Brenna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/nfd\/category\/people\/roommates\/brenna-barnes\/\">The animal<\/a> turned one year old on Tuesday; there was a party with cake and everything, which I got to attend via webcam.  We live in the future.<\/p>\n<p>Wednesday night (or Thursday morning) I was too exhausted to write another story for the Anacrusis queue, so Maria wrote one for me.  You probably cannot guess what it is about.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Once there was the puppiest chomper in all the land.  She woke up in<br \/>\nher chompy bed scratching her chompy head.  Today was an especially chompy day.<\/p>\n<p>She climbed into all the windows and looked out.  She took all the<br \/>\nsocks from the hamper and hid them.  She sniffed.<\/p>\n<p>Something was off.<\/p>\n<p>The chomper followed Person to the car.  They went adventuring!<br \/>\nPerson bought a large box.<\/p>\n<p>They got home.  All of the chomper&#8217;s friends sang songs to her and<br \/>\ngave her stuff and there was a cake with her name on it!<\/p>\n<p>It was the chompiest.  She went to sleep.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/brenna_is_concerned_about_the_cake.jpg\" alt=\"Brenna is concerned about the cake.\" title=\"They spent like five minutes persuading her to eat off the table.  Good training!\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The animal turned one year old on Tuesday; there was a party with cake and everything, which I got to attend via webcam. We live in the future. Wednesday night (or Thursday morning) I was too exhausted to write another story for the Anacrusis queue, so Maria wrote one for me. You probably cannot guess [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,31,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brenna-barnes","category-landmarks","category-maria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}