Long Sunday.<\/p>\n
I’ve spent a lot of time coming up with not-so-funny jokes and filler for the new “Creator” page,<\/p>\n
which will have its own directory and everything. I’m using the front page date-manipulation<\/p>\n
functions for an awful lot of stuff now; I think I’m at the point where I know just enough php to<\/p>\n
get myself into trouble. I keep waiting for an angry email from MegMaster, saying something like<\/p>\n
“You little shit<\/i>. That’s the most hackable script I’ve ever seen! You crashed the box you’re<\/p>\n
on three times today!”<\/p>\n
The stool I sit on in front of my desk is called a Crushed Can (affectionately referred to as<\/p>\n
“elephant dildo”); it’s a custom-made piece of furniture from one of the office stores in town that<\/p>\n
utterly failed to sell. I got it cheap because it looked cool and ergonomic. I got the “cool” part<\/p>\n
right. I mention it because my back is, as usual, killing me…<\/p>\n
So I’m going to quit writing this now. Journal entry number one! Hooray for include files. I’m<\/p>\n
hungry. Peace out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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