{"id":1584,"date":"2002-02-09T12:22:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-09T17:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2002\/02\/09\/1584\/"},"modified":"2021-04-01T13:52:55","modified_gmt":"2021-04-01T21:52:55","slug":"1584","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2002\/02\/09\/1584\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Less than a week until <a href=\"http:\/\/www.centre.edu\/web\/news\/murray02.html\">Anne<\/a> makes her presence known on the Centre campus. It&#8217;s an event we&#8217;ve been looking forward to all year. Ken stuck a little portrait of Ms. Murray on our markerboard in August, and it&#8217;s been saying horrible and profane things daily ever since; now that the countdown has begun, she&#8217;s taken on positively demonic aspects. It&#8217;s only a matter of time until we see her in concert, and I fully expect some kind of pyrotechnic battle between good and evil when the curtain opens. Ph34r!<\/p>\n<p>Heading home for the weekend. This has disadvantages, such as the fact that I won&#8217;t be able to hang out or play videogames; it also has advantages, in that I will miss at least a day and a half of Rush Week. Ah, those crazy fraternity boys!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.barenaked.net\/stunt.html#thatgirl\"><i>and if I had a gun<br \/>\nthere&#8217;d be no tomorrow<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Less than a week until Anne makes her presence known on the Centre campus. It&#8217;s an event we&#8217;ve been looking forward to all year. Ken stuck a little portrait of Ms. Murray on our markerboard in August, and it&#8217;s been saying horrible and profane things daily ever since; now that the countdown has begun, she&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,47,55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anne-murray","category-jon-and-amanda","category-ken-moore"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1584"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3380,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584\/revisions\/3380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}