{"id":1583,"date":"2002-02-11T12:55:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-11T17:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2002\/02\/11\/1583\/"},"modified":"2021-04-01T13:52:14","modified_gmt":"2021-04-01T21:52:14","slug":"1583","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2002\/02\/11\/1583\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am a <i>seamster<\/i>, which does not, as you might expect, refer to my actively <i>seaming<\/i>, so much as it does to my cosmic, astonishing ability to <i>sew<\/i>. I can sew things. I am in fact &#8220;the man&#8221; at sewing things. I sew like the proverbial <i>Stygian bat<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Actually I&#8217;m fairly awful at it by anyone&#8217;s standards but my own, but the fact remains that not only did I successfully fix up three years-old rips in my favorite coat, I also made repairs on another shirt entirely. That&#8217;s four (count &#8217;em) <i>different seams<\/i> in two articles of clothing, for an average of two seams per article. At least three of those consisted of itsy bitsy stitches, and two of <i>those<\/i> I actually did inside out for that nifty hidden-seam effect.<\/p>\n<p>Too many italics. Next topic. My roommates got me a pirate monkey! Or possibly a monkey pirate! Either way I&#8217;m going to marry them. Also, go hang loose in the new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/xorphorum\/\">forums<\/a> right now. They taste of delicate butters.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.semisonic.com\/music\/aac\/lyrics.asp#SHESGOTMYNUMBER\"><i>one look in her eyes<br \/>\nand I feel undressed<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a seamster, which does not, as you might expect, refer to my actively seaming, so much as it does to my cosmic, astonishing ability to sew. I can sew things. I am in fact &#8220;the man&#8221; at sewing things. I sew like the proverbial Stygian bat. Actually I&#8217;m fairly awful at it by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jon-and-amanda","category-mild-lunacy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1583"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3379,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583\/revisions\/3379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}