{"id":1555,"date":"2002-04-29T10:15:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-29T15:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2002\/04\/29\/1555\/"},"modified":"2021-04-08T15:16:56","modified_gmt":"2021-04-08T23:16:56","slug":"1555","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2002\/04\/29\/1555\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/supersuperthick.gif\" alt=\"Super Super Thick!\" \/><\/center><br \/>\nScanned from the back of a box containing a supercheesy sweatband my <a href=\"http:\/\/jonbrasfield.iuma.com\/\">primary roommate<\/a> bought. I want to name an acoustic techno album &#8220;Super Super Thick.&#8221; Also, itcould be applied to lots of people I know in an entirely different sense, and in fact to the people who designed thisbox, because guess what, kids? &#8220;Ultimate&#8221; actually means &#8220;last.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/junkcap5.gif\" alt=\"FREE HAT\" \/><\/center><br \/>\nPossibly the most exciting spam offer I&#8217;ve ever gotten. And succinct!<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/beeyotchdotcom.gif\" alt=\"not taken!\" \/><\/center><br \/>\nI think that about says it all. <i>Watch this space!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scanned from the back of a box containing a supercheesy sweatband my primary roommate bought. I want to name an acoustic techno album &#8220;Super Super Thick.&#8221; Also, itcould be applied to lots of people I know in an entirely different sense, and in fact to the people who designed thisbox, because guess what, kids? &#8220;Ultimate&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[100,84,17,76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-neat-domain-names","category-slang","category-spam","category-typos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1555"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3424,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions\/3424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}