{"id":1552,"date":"2002-05-04T17:02:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-04T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2002\/05\/04\/1552\/"},"modified":"2021-04-08T15:18:25","modified_gmt":"2021-04-08T23:18:25","slug":"1552","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2002\/05\/04\/1552\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saw Spider-Man (who needs links anyway?). Good; fun; could have been better. Tobey Maguire kicks the appropriate amount of ass, but it&#8217;s that infernal <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Name?Koepp,+David#Writer\">Koepp<\/a> at the dialogue controls again. I kind of hope he dies.<\/p>\n<p>And again, courtesy of Ken and <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/\">Yahoo! News<\/a>, comes a brilliant &#8220;What&#8217;s Wrong With This Picture&#8221; (click for a bigger version):<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/notkentucky.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/notkentucky_small.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"one of these things...\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Look carefully. Well, not too carefully. Full article is <a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;cid=578&#038;ncid=578&#038;e=5&#038;u=\/nm\/20020504\/ts_nm\/crime_fire_dc\">here<\/a>. And now I have to go close out a play.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.semisonic.com\/\"><i>turn all of the lights on<br \/>\nover every boy and every girl<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw Spider-Man (who needs links anyway?). Good; fun; could have been better. Tobey Maguire kicks the appropriate amount of ass, but it&#8217;s that infernal Koepp at the dialogue controls again. I kind of hope he dies. And again, courtesy of Ken and Yahoo! News, comes a brilliant &#8220;What&#8217;s Wrong With This Picture&#8221; (click for a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[86,55,76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drama","category-ken-moore","category-typos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1552"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3421,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions\/3421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}