{"id":1493,"date":"2002-10-03T10:39:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-03T15:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2002\/10\/03\/1493\/"},"modified":"2021-04-12T13:02:21","modified_gmt":"2021-04-12T21:02:21","slug":"1493","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2002\/10\/03\/1493\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Today is my brother Ian’s birthday! Happy birthday, Ian! Ian is no longer a teenager, and if he were predictable he’d probably stop stealing people’s lawn ornaments now. Ian is anything but predictable, though, so he may or may not<\/i> continue stealing lawn ornaments. He’s a madman!<\/p>\n

(I’d link you to his website there, but he currently has a beautifully written and really sweet piece about me on his front page and I’m too embarrassed. Remind me again another time. It’s a neat site, and has dinosaurs and spacemen.)<\/p>\n

More ways in which the world is a wonderful place: Ken<\/a> blew me a new fishbowl<\/a>! Out of glass! Ken can do anything<\/i>. The bowl is huge and perfect, and Idaho tends to get lost in it and do backflips. Were I to spontaneously develop gills, I think I’d move in next to him.<\/p>\n

ALSO! As you may have noticed from the link above, Ken finally obeyed my command<\/a> and got himself a LiveJournal or something. Hooray for you, Ken! Now make me a sandwich.<\/p>\n

two guns, both arms
\nfeelin’ like Fonzie<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today is my brother Ian’s birthday! Happy birthday, Ian! Ian is no longer a teenager, and if he were predictable he’d probably stop stealing people’s lawn ornaments now. Ian is anything but predictable, though, so he may or may not continue stealing lawn ornaments. He’s a madman! (I’d link you to his website there, but […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,46,110,55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friendblogs","category-ian","category-idaho-the-fish","category-ken-moore"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1493"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3511,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493\/revisions\/3511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}